A fork of Rural Dictionary
well... I've seen alot of definitions describing the girth of dantes penis and I would like to conclude that it is incredibly average, not particularly tiny or massive it is in fact as average as they come. lol jk its massive
WOAH BRO THAT GUYS GOT A MONSTER DANTE DICK
Dante. The most amazing person ever. When you meet him your heart will soar, and your eyes will pop out of your skull because this will be love at first sight. He will wait for you and chase you and once he gets you he will treat you like a princess. He will spend every waking minute texting or talking to you. He will take you out a lot and never let you pay for it. He will be loving and kind and do spontaneous things. When you think he couldnt get any better, he will then introduce you to his whole family. After his family loves you, he will then tell you how much you really mean to him and then tell you he loves you. Once you find a Dante, never EVER let him go.
Vimbai- Hey Morgan, how are things going with Dante? Morgan- Oh you know how perfect he is. Vimbai- Yeah he treats you like his very own princess. Morgan- I know. He and I have been in love ever since we met on New Years Eve 2012/2013.
Dante is a very nice person and can be very stupid at times but overall is the best person to be friends with. If you ever date a dante you definitely will be a great couple. Dante’s best friend is the first person he tells his crush to. He can also make girls fall for him fast. He often likes to play video games.
James: “Dude did you know dante likes you?! Ashley: “NO WAY! Im so happy he is the best!”
1.) Author and protagonist of The Divine Comedy. Given tour of the afterlife by Virgil. 2.) Awesome half-demon badass from the Devil May Cry videogames. Has a now-dead brother named Virgil. Completely de-badassified and stripped of personality in the second game.
"Dude, did you play Devil May Cry 2?" "Yeah. What happened to Dante's personality?"