A fork of Rural Dictionary
1. dried faeces that is deposited in the crotch of one's pants - usually due to poor sanitary practice after defecation.
2. dust-bowl northern suburb of Perth, Western Australia
1. "God damn, what's the smell in the washing basket?"
"Bugga - I must have darched me daks"
2. "God damn mum, what's that smell coming out of the vents?"
"Just hold your breath while we're driving through Darch"
The nasty smell coming from someone's asshole.
Similar to the word "Stench", meaning an awful smell, this has the same meaning except it only refers to buttholes. Ways of saying it may include "Something darches in here.", or "It smells darchy in here. Who the hell shit their pants?". People mostly use it in it's basic way.
What the fuck smells like darch?
Marijuana. It is the plant that is a halucinogen. Can make people die if used wrong.
"I'm getting some darch yo. It's going to cost $20."
"Koo Koo. Get me some."
A multi-purpose word that can really mean anything, although it usually denotes something foul or disgusting.
Bro, that chick is so hot I swear I just darched my pants.
What the darche is going on here?
I darched all over the public darsheroom, the janitor is going to have a fit.
What a darching darchebag.
Oh man, your breath reeks. Did you eat a darche sandwich?!
Oh man, what's that darche?
I'd rather die than eat any darche from the cafeteria.