A fork of Rural Dictionary
The Persian Conquering King; has passed to his Iranian ancestors the ability to be the best at everything. Also, after kissing any girl, aforementioned girl will fall directly in love with him, although often denies this fact after getting rejected.
Girl 1: So you got with that guy last night? Girl 2:Sure did, thing is, I think he's a Dariush. Girl 1: You falling in love with him? Girl 2: Yeah think so, don't tell anybody though because I think he's a bit of a player!
Darius has a sweaty back Darius likes men James loves Darius Darius last went out with a man Darius is a Muslim Darius has a mop on his head Darius has a ginger mother Darius has an Iranian daddy Darius has a ginger brother Darius will put you in his minecraft prison Yours sincerely, HAMISH
That Dariush eats pork and lots of bacon