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Dedoid

The origin of the word dedoid comes from the word Dilwyn in the English langauge. The definition of the word is roughly known to be the most horrible, greasy, cunty, arse-licking, smelly little shit alive.

Person 1: Wow you fucking dedoid
Person 2: Shut up you wet dwindledoid looking motherfucker

by Dedoidus Maximus April 06, 2016

Dedoid

A young specimen who fingers there nan until she squirts on her twinkle toes. Also a man who is a disabaloid crossed with a 21 chromosome!

Hey nan, ahhh finger that pussy You little Dedoid awhhh yeah keep going ahhhhh my twinkle toes are all nice and moist.

by Dedoid Dorris March 18, 2017

dedoid

A spasticated child that cannot spell their name correctly.

Luke plumb is a dedoid.

by Bob Jim March 01, 2016

dedoid

A retarded midget who gets banged in the cupboard by his Pe teacher

You just got dedoid

by Leno January 19, 2016

dedoid

A proper spastic. Usually has distinguishable features e.g. large forehead, shit haircut, small hands, freckles

Look at that dedoid wandering about in the street!

Look at the size of that guy's forehead! He's a proper dedoid

by Elite_Sloan November 08, 2016

dedoid

Dedoid is the little royal baby of Scunthorpe.
He is a complete legend in the bedroom department and will most likely be the man to steal your virginity. Play safe.

Dedoid was so great last night, he sung the whole of pillow talk whilst we had sex.

by CheekyCornishMan April 11, 2016