A fork of Rural Dictionary
when someone who assures you they know everything about your car, helps you install upgrades, and then said upgrades fail due to improper installation.
"dude, my transmission just fell off... I got dibbled!"
Eating snacks after your wife has gone to bed, but leaving the packaging out as evidence so she can find it and make you feel bad for eating nasty shit.
My wife saw the empty can of Pringles from my dibbling last night.
Formed for an unfortunate medical condition, dibbles are usually found at the end of an extremity where the hands and feet are usually located. Dibbles are projected "finger-like" extensions off an area that use to have fingers and toes. Not to be confused with a nubin; which is dibbles without the extension. Dibbles defined: MUST have some sort of small projections in the area.
Cop: He has no hands! He only has dibbles! Get the chines dibble cuffs! Wave your dibbles in the air! Like you just don't care!
All seeing All Knowing. Dibbles can mean everything or anything or nothing. Can be used pointlessly to annoy people.
The dibbles are always watching. "What did you have for breakfast jeff?" "DIBBLES!"
-"What kind of dibbles you have on you?" -"I got lollipops, rice krispies, some shit that looks like a sponge, and brownies of course". -"I'll take the shit that looks like a sponge".
Approximately three drops; or, slightly less than a 'dab'.
"I only need a dibble of oil, not quite a dab."