A fork of Rural Dictionary
Girl my man is going to be gone for nine months, I’m finna go into Dickpression
Episode of depression spurring from a sexual malfunction or accident related to a man’s penis.
My boyfriend couldn’t get it up last night and now he’s moping around with severe dickpression.
The one or two moments in your life when your dick won't stiffen or curl up during those important times when you REALLY NEED TO!!!!!
Dickpression : William: common bud Roxy's in the bed waiting for me she got on that g-string you love I need you to prop up
When you are in the need of dick and it’s causing depression.
“ugh I’m so dickpressed!”
“Why can’t I find a man that’s worthy, I’m fucking dickpressed!”
Lack of sexual activity for an extended period of time, causing someone to become depressed.
GIRL, I HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN SO LONG. I THINK IM DICKPRESSED.
The state of being sad or upset because of the loss of dick in your life.
John: Hey man, is Meaghan ok?
James: Not really, she just broke up with her bf and now she's going trough a dickpression.
a bench press and leg press put together in order to develop a defined, toned, and massive chode
guy 1: don't you love a dickpress?
guy 2: yea bro, it's how i went from "B========D" to "B=====D" and finally to "BD"
guy 1: amazing