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Like a dictator, a ruler with total power over a country, typically one who has obtained power by force. Determining the best tasting dicks in the land by way of tasting them.
She was the greatest dicktaster of all, tasting every dick that she encountered, ruling the tastiest of all land.
To make such a dick move that it requires a new category
Jukes and Ada didn't know why they were gonna do at Michaels so ben told them to get two xbox controlers from Colins without telling them they were going to Michaels even tho Colin and Michael are good friends. what a dicktastic move
The act of making out with a girl who is having sex with someone else on the regular, so by the transitive property, you have tasted his dick
Jon: "Mike did you make out with your ex-girlfriend again?"
Mike: "Yeah, why?"
Jon: "You are secondhand dicktasting her new boyfriend, how do you feel about that?"
Is Someone thAt rules like a dictator, but Who tAstes all dicks while being a dick himself
Person 1: Hey, XXXX is a dicktaster, he just rules in his favor and does bad stuff!
Person 2: Yeah, it is really a dicktaster
When someone constantly brags about getting laid, but never does and gets laughed about for years and years
'Dude i smashed Ashley so hard last night'
'Michael we all know you never did, stop acting like a DickTaste'