A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of being the first person to pass out at party while all of your friends wipe their dick on your face and take pictures of or video tape it and post it on the internet.
Man that punk ass couldn't even handle his shit and passed out after 2 drinks so naturally we had to dickwipe that little bitch.
v.: dickwiping p.p.: dick wiped title: dickwiper adj.: dickwipe v: reffering to the act of wiping one's front genital. adj. same concept as asswipe, a coward a dumbass a shit head a fuckhead an idiot a homosexual, but non-bashingly, same as calling someone "a faggot" or something "gay", doesn't necessarily have to be homosexual, but would be funnier if used by homosexuals "ya you keep telling me you didn't run away and I'll believe you, you dickwipe"
v: you asshole, you look like you've got much experiance in dickwiping, I could hire you. p.p.: every morning, he was dick-wiped by his girlfriend, shit almost shone through his pants. title: "yeah right after I won the lottery, I hired a dickwiper" adj.: "you're such a stupid fucking dickwipe
A stupid, annoying, or detestable person
"Stop pushing me you dickwipe"