A fork of Rural Dictionary
The sore or sometimes flattened index or dialing finger used in making numerous phone calls.
Lee: Hey did you hear that Ted broke his leg and can't play softball this weekend.
Doug: Yes, I now have "Digitalis" from calling everyone in my address book trying to find a new short stop!
Diarrhea of the keyboard; vainly spewing vast quantities of keystrokes into the digital void.
He really distinguishes himself from the masses with his constant logorrhea digitalis on the forum.