Country Dictionary

A term used when you visit Doane College in Nebraska and get black out drunk, and party harder than you ever have.

Last night I got Doaned. "Hey, let's go to Doane tonight and get Doaned!

doan is a sweet, pretty, and kind girl with a heart made of gold and brain made of steel. she is an amazing girl that will support you through tough times no matter what. even though she is always there to listen to her friends no matter what, she can sometimes have a hard time opening up to people. despite her cheerful yet reserved appearance on the outside, she hides a mysterious, flirty, and sexy part of her self to close ones. if she chooses to confide in you, you’re special to her. not to mention, she picks up tons of boys unintentionally due to her flirty personality and big heart. she is the definition of beauty and brains.

Girl A: how does everyone love her so much? what cant she do? Girl B: she’s a doan, of course she’s perfect

A mysterious individual, usually found holding a beer and wearing a top hat. Warning: May bite.

"Man, look at that lush with the top hat." "nawww, that looks like a Doane"

The word used to describe sexuality in men. It is deprived from the latin root "Do anian", which means to be in top shape.

My, my, Wendy if you saw how Doan I was, you would be rolling the floor in your own pool of siliva.

Sexable in a completely manly way.

The world's greatest pickup line: You are looking SO doan today!

Something that fucking idiots say when they have nothing better.

After posting really ignorant shit on the internet, lincoln told everyone "Doans you later."

An analgesic for backache pain containing the active ingredient, magnesium salycilate. Because of the belief that backaches were associated with the kidneys, Doan's was originally marketed as a "Mild Diuretic for the Kidneys" since the 1900's.

For nagging backaches, take Doan's.