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Doolan

A transexual who used to be a male and now is a female. Usually in teaching positions, when a doolan is discovered anybody who sees them can instantly that that "is a DUDE."

Man did you see that doolan?

a looser who createts there own stupid fictional characters like bean man etc...

also is worried about his sexuality

" man that boys such a looser"
" yea dude hes a proper doolan"

Complete fuckwit.

Leave your fuckwitery at home.
Leave Graeme Doolan at home.

A Dirty Doolan is when you give someone anal penetration but when you take it out there is excrement all over your penis.

Oh my goodness! Kyle gave her a Dirty Doolan last night, he was traumatized!

An Absolute Fuckwit, ugliest cunt going around

That Blokes a Tyson Doolan

Hmm, I like pizza gay

Desmond Doolan