A fork of Rural Dictionary
an irrelevant species that cannot seem to get any attention, so tries to stir things and lie about other people’s situations. when there’s a big reaction, he pretends this reflects his popularity and how much people like him. but usually he just gets bullied due to the fact he broke the law by shagging an underage girl, trying to conceal this from everyone for over a year but failing, as he cannot seem to do anything right. i’d avoid this particular species as there is a risk of catching aids, chlamydia and other undesirable diseases. he fits the stereotype of a ginger perfectly, if not exceeds it. he just manages to keep his friends (even though they too don’t like him “i’m really starting to dislike eddie”- Zeph Rubins) by inviting them round to his house and bribing them with alcohol. he is often located spying on children in mcdonald’s so beware. hide your underaged wife, and please, for gords sake, hide your kids.
Example 1 laura: *walks in on a 17 year old having sex with a 15 year old* oh my God it’s an eddie Example 2 ruth: i went maccies yesterday and i’m worried i’ve got chlamydia laura: if you steered clear of eddie you should be fine
A plural noun used in a video game “Cyberpunk 2077” which refers to money.
I’m gonna go make some eddies.
I took 30mg’s of eddies at Disneyland and tripped the fuck out.
Verb: Bending/Crashing/Destroying a motor car by attempting a basic manouver such as going round a corner on a country lane
I did an Eddy on the Road from Aberdeen to St Andrews
A cool way to say marijuana edibles
Bro 1: Bro I just got some watermelon eddies at the dispensary! Bro 2: Bro!