A fork of Rural Dictionary
Tina: Hey chika, lookin pretty fine!
Stacy: (silence)
Tina: Cmon! Whats wrong?
Jill: Don't worry Tina, she's just an Earmuff
Earmuffs:
When you're going down on a woman ( preforming cunnilingus ) and she clamps her thighs on your head covering your ears, cause you're doing such a good job on your prefomance.
I bout to get them earmuffs tonight!
Have you squeezing my head like a Boa Constrictor
"Earmuffs" is a term to describe a girl that has amazingly sexy thighs that you want wrapped around your head. That way you can eat her muff while your ears are covered. Hence, being Earmuffed.
I was at the school the other day, and 6 different pairs of earmuffs walked by. I'd earmuff the hell outta all of them.
Earmuffs are what adults tell children to put on when they are talking about anything R-rated, or inappropriate for those children to be hearing. Good for when children have finally learned how to spell, and they are in all adult company.
Dad: You werent saying that last night when I was...
Mom: THE CHILDREN!!!!
Dad: Earmuffs!
**children cover ears**
Dad: You didnt say that last night when I was..tapping that ass.
When you put your ear to your woman's vagina and listen for the ocean.
"Her eyes were like an ocean; her vagina, likewise."
"Jack is such an asshole, he tried to do the earmuff last night but I kicked him in the face."