A fork of Rural Dictionary
a single term used to describe something which is beyond good. Often used when no other word will suffice.
Me:"I just dipped doritos in curry sauce, it's so good." Paulie: "Elected."
a lying contest between two or more rich and/or powerful individuals
Person 1: Are you going to vote in the election Person 2: No, they're having a sale on electric eels at wal-mart
The worst system of choosing among candidates for public office -- except for all the others.
"The turnout for the election wasn't even 40% of eligible voters. The winner got a slight majority of that, so four out of five people DIDN'T vote for him. So from that he concludes he has a popular 'mandate'?!"
humorous misspelling of "erection" that got memed into a real thing as a joke, but it's no longer funny. People try very hard to rise up to the top, then whoever wins at these "dick measuring contests" will usually screw us over and make a mess. Some weirdos like to watch them come and win
this election is painful to watch, these dickheads are really overcompensating with their absurd promises of growth, as if they'll be able to deliver