A fork of Rural Dictionary
A city in Indiana full of stoners, pregnant skanks, party animals, meth-fueled trailer trash, and Mexicans. Basically your run-of-the-mill shithole town that was once something important.
There Is Nothing To Do In Elkhart
A city in Indiana where crackheads rome the conoco gas station every fucking day, meth labs every fucking block, 13 year olds are having fucking kids, niggas create there own blocks and give them names, named the “illegal immigrant capital of America” coughcoughmexicanscough* just a man made shit hole.
Aint shit to do here in Elkhart
A two block hick town nothing. Lets face it's old person comunnity! If you find a young teenage they either are on drugs, sexaholic, or lost. Lets face it! Iowa has nothing. How is this place legally a town?
Elkhart looks like a ghost town of old people.
Look at Elkhart! Oh wait you missed it!
the ghetto part of northwest indiana usually a meth lab or pot garden is right down the street.
cops in elkhart dont give a damn
a school in north-west indiana full of fuckboys, sluts, and teachers who don't give a fuck about your education.
this school has the most confusing fucking layout of any school in the country.
from a whole half of the building called A 'hall' to a 5 minute passing period that makes it impossible to get to class on time because of all the fucking people, elkhart memorial is one of the worst damn high schools in the country
person 1: "i go to elkhart memorial"
person 2: "oh you poor child, come give me a hug"
A high school in Elkhart, Indiana that is full of pregnant skanks, wiggers, and stoners. It also has a wonderful graduation rate of 58%. The New York Times called this school a "dropout factory". Probably the most ghetto school in northern indiana. Every sport at this school sucks. Football team goes 2-7 every year and the basketball team goes 6-17 every year.
Kid 1 - Dude what are you doin tonight?
Kid 2 - I don't know, probably gettin high.
Kid 1 - Elkhart Central sucks dude we should go to Memorial.
Kid 2 - Fuck Memorial
The fucking greatest place on earth filled with hot bitches and great beaches
Yo fool, what you want to do today, i want to get my ass over to Elkhart Lake son