A fork of Rural Dictionary
I wanted a mug that puts my condition on full display for everybody to see
give me my Erectile Dysfunction mug.
A Male penis is so deflated that can get hard even when their sexual activity going on and no matter what their partner tries to do he cannot get aroused or erect
Her: This is so frustrating, Why can't you get hard? Him: I told you I have erectile dysfunction
When male gendered individuals think that they are tall, firm, and stout but always fall short because of sheer ignorance.
Mark and Colby suffer from Erectile Dysfunction.
When ur peepee cant get hard cuz u watch 2 much porn. Ur dad likely has E.D. cuz hes an old fag and wants to phuck ur mommy but he has to take this little over priced pill called viagra so his dick can throb and he can bone ur mom.
Dad: Why my peepee not hard? Mom: Cuz you watch 2 much pornhub and have Erectile Dysfunction.
The disorder where a man's soldier won't salute.
Sam needs a truckload of Viagra, because he's a chronic sufferer of erectile dysfunction.
When your anaconda don't want none regardless of the presence of buns.
His anaconda don't want none even if there is buns. He must have erectile dysfunction.