A fork of Rural Dictionary
The verb fat people believe is a myth or fear.
Healthy Guy:Hey fatass, go exercise and drop that bucket of chicken!
Fat Guy:U mite aswel stab me trew da belly.
Healthy Guy:Nah, then all the lard will come out.
A dark art (that is unfortuently necessary) performed by either:
1. Normal people who wish to lose weight, god help them.
2. Obnoxious, condescending, moronic, unfunny twats who pick on overweight people because they want to depress them even further. They're also known as oxygen wasters.
Overweight Person: I feel like I need to lose weight, pronto.
Oxygen Waster: lol lardy stumak
Overweight Person: That didn't make any sense.
Oxygen Waster: lol ur fat
Overweight Person: That's why I came to do exercise - Jesus Christ were you fucking dropped on your head as a daily procedure?
Oxygen Waster: lol i have the iq of a potato salad
Actions involving effort that most people reading this would not do.
WHAT!???? CYCLING? BUT THAT'S EXERCISE!!
Something yo fatass should be doing right now.
Fit Friend: Dude you really need some exercise, you have been in the house for days playing god of war
Fatass: Nah m8, I might die out there fam.
something you don't do because you spend too much time on the internet.
dude 1: hey, maybe we should go like exercise or something.
dude 2: fuck that, i'm having a dandy enough time right here on the internets.
dude 1: word
Aspect of a training exercise that usually trumps real world constraints. Word is use to replace phrases like "for exercise purposes".
"I know it's sunny and warm outside, but as an exerciseism, it's now freezing cold and dark."