Country Dictionary

FAKT

FAKT is a acronym for “Fuck the Army & Kill Time”. Used by numerous of creative & witty Drill Sergeants across the Army.

DS: RIGHT..FACE!!!!!
Plt: (executes right face but one soldier fucks up)
DS: Gotdamnit Private Dumbass, you can’t march, shoot or run!!!
PVT: SORRY, DRILL SERGEANT!
DS: you know what you oughta go to jail for rape & murder....that’s a FAKT, because all you do is FUCK THE ARMY & KILL TIME!!

fakt

a fact; a piece of information, likely useless if it is called a fakt as opposed to a fact.

The iphone is a sexy piece of hardware, FAKT

Fakt

When some thinks something is true although it is proven to be wrong

Guy 1: Did you know that the dinosaurs were killed by the Earth exploding?
Guy 2: Dude! That's a Fakt.

John-Fakte/John-Behaviour

John-Fakte (John-behaviour in English) is the official name of the disease of always wanting to touch or destroy everything in sight. The official name, "John-fakte" is Norwegian, and originates from the person who "invented" the disease, John TV. (His last name will always remain a secret). The disease spreads very fast, and in the worst case scenario, it can destroy other people. There is currently no cure in existance for the dangerous disease, doctors are still working hard. If a person has the "John-Behaviour", he/she will typically try to annoy you and destroy your belongings, especially technology.

"Dude, what happened to my computer? I just left it here on my desk, and now it's destroyed!"
"It might have been the rare John-fakte/John-Behaviour!"