Country Dictionary

FFOTD

First Fag of the Day - Usually ends in a massive headrush and feeling nice and nicotine dosed up! The longer it is left before having the first fag the more noticeable the effects are of headrush.

1. Woah got pretty bad headrush, oh yarr just had my FFOTD.

FFOTD

Stands for “fake fact of the day.”

FFOTD: There’s a word for the fear of slipping in the shower, “Whitpeplhumophobia”