A fork of Rural Dictionary
A funny nickname for the main character of GTA3, nice alternative to, "the mute dude from GTA3". People call him this in reference to the way Maria kept calling him this throughout the game.
"Good old Fido, he's living proof actions speak louder than words, only a true badass can takeover an entire town and not have to say a single word to anyone!"
A shitty Canadian cell phone provider that has bad reception no matter where you are and how good of a model your cell phone is.
Person 1: Dude, I'm standing outside and still get static on my cell phone, even though its the latest Motorola!!! Person 2: Are you on a Fido cell phone package? Switch to Telus, Rogers, T-Mobile, you idiot!! Anything but Fido...
The name of a hobbit like creature who's short in stature and very hairy. Although Fidos are known to be extremely , sarcastic and an all round douche, people still want to befriend it. Commonly found near woodland.
A: "Dude, what was that hairy thing that just called you a dick?" B: "It was just a Fido." A: "I wanna be friends with it!" B: "Me too!"