A fork of Rural Dictionary
A French Fry is Tall, blonde, beautiful, and salty, much like Emma
one of many slangs in the south for XANEX due to its shape and sometimes color
"you got any french fry's", "want a french fry", " i just poped two french fry's"
One of the two options one can take when making decisions, the other being pizza. Usually the right decision. Sometimes refers to the X and Triangle buttons on Sony PlayStation controllers.
"If you pizza when you're supposed to french fry, you're gonna have a bad time!"
Used by fantasy sports enthusiasts; an athlete with negligible statistics, often dangled as trade bait in fantasy sports leagues. Usually a bench player.
"I gave him Chris Bosh for Dirk Nowitski and a french fry, guy."
When you look like a potato and you're also super greasy.
I look like a potato and I've been sweating at the gym all day and I'm so greasy and disgusting. I'm a french fry today.
A semen filled condom. Long and squishy. Somewhat like a french fry.
Alex: Hey, girl. Where should I put my french fry?
A female whose fake tan, dyed blond hair, and greasy makeup give her the appearance of a deep-fried slice of potato. Disgusting, yet inexplicably popular among males, especially high school guys and loser 20-somethings.
She is such a french fry! Seriously, that pigmentation is not found in nature.