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fruitbasket

a moon with the penis and balls tucked under so the people witnessing the moon can see your man parts. This makes everything look sort of like a basket of pre-arranged fruit. hence the name... its one of the most unholy things a human being can witness, it makes most gag like the piss snow cone from Jackass: The Movie

Dude! Robbie just drove by with his shit pressed against the window, screaming "FRUITBASKET!!"

by Matt-a-tat November 20, 2002

fruitbasket

The art of showing someone your cock and balls. However this is a specific position where you tuck your cock and balls between your legs and show them to someone from behind. So they look like a banana and two oranges in a bowl, hence the name fruitbasket.

Guy #1:You'll never believe what Derek did at work the other day.
Guy #2:What'd he do?
Guy #1:I went to the storage room to get some supplies and when I opened the door there he was displaying his fruitbasket.

by GonzoParker April 14, 2006

Fruitbasketed

when you are talking about someone and they hear you

I was fruitbasketed I was talking about him and he heard me

by Fruitbasketed February 13, 2018

Fruitbasket

A species of basket consisting of intracate organ systems comprised of fruit.

Fruitbasket
I.E. Me o-o;

by Srz July 24, 2006

fruitbasket

Nickname for an extremely girly, but not necessarily gay man.

OR

Your gay crush/best friend.

Garret: OMG! Check it out! **flashes his clear, manicured fingernails**
Rachel: Man, you are SUCH a fruitbasket!
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Me: **squeezes a gay guy** You are my sweet little fruitbasket!

by BeezyBarnes November 20, 2010

fruitbasket

a basket of fruit. Includes apples, bananas, or tomatoes.

i have a lovely hunky dory fruitbasket.

by eh JANINE NEALLY!!!!!!!!!! January 12, 2005

fruitbasket

(n). A gathering of two or more flamboyantly homosexual males.

It was difficult for us to enter the Gucci store as there was a large fruitbasket obstructing the entrance.

by K. Casey May 12, 2006