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The act of accidently and completely throwing someone close to you under the bus, at the precise moment that everyone is focused on you
Dad. Falcon, did you hear me calling for you? Falcon. Yes, but you said we were doing it for the show!
One of the best fucking power/folk metal bands in the world. Hailing from Sweden, Falconer has released seven albums between 2001 and 2011. The current (and past) lead vocalist is Mathias Blad, though Kristoffer Göbel was featured on Falconer's third and fourth albums. Falconer sings about such things as epic quests, shipwrecks, traditional folk songs, and falcons.
Falconing is when you lay a girl on her back, get ready to penetrate her vagina, and right as you build up your force, yell "FALCON.... FUCK!" like the character captain falcon from smash bros., then penetrate her vagina at full force for a maximum percentage
"Did you hear about how how Steve was Falconing his girlfriend last night, it was incredible.