A fork of Rural Dictionary
Excessive or problematic masturbation which may require medical intervention, anything > 3 loads a day is just fapulation
"He called in sick for work, hungover, and had a big day of porn and greedy fapulation ahead of him"
A term used to describe anybody who looks good enough to masturbate to, usually in a fashion sense; Another way of saying incredibly sexy.
For example:
Amy: "Hey, Kelly! Damn! Did you just go shopping for some new clothes?"
Kelly: "Hey, Amy! Yeah, I did. Thanks to that new diet, I had to buy a whole new wardrobe. Thought I'd try out my new look. Whaddya think?" *Turns around*
Amy: "Wow, Kelly! Look, I'm not gay or anything, but you look absolutely Fapulous! You're gonna kill at the party tonight!"
Kelly: "Thanks, Amy! Uh, what the fuck does Fapulous mean?"
(adjective)
Used to describe a woman who is attractive.
derived from the english words fabulous (meaning incredible), and fap (meaning masterbation)
Man, Sarah Palin's daughter is so fapulous. I would impregnate her in a second!
To end the act of fapping with an orgasm. Also see wordfap/word.
I want to fapulate all over Natalie Portman's face.