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Fedex

A company that exploits their workers; especially in the software development arena. Their wages for skilled developers and technicians are relative to the wages paid by most cities for sanitation engineers. Their Motto: OPERATE independently COMPETE collectively PAY inadequately

You work for fedex as a software developer and STILL qualify for food stamps??? No Shit!!!

by Dave April 19, 2005

Fedex

a shitty service, if they see that you have a nice thing inside a package such as a cool $500 cell phone, they just take it and say it was lost during shipping...

Hey did you hear that fedex liked bob's dildo that he bought from a website, so they took it and claimed it was lost during shipping?

by Levon5100 January 07, 2004

Fedex

An act of Stupidity, that happens regularly.

"Damn dude, that idiot just pulled a fedex and dropped his car keys down the sewer drain!"

by goentzel March 26, 2009

Fedex

A type of hoe; if someone want her, you know she's going to be there overnight.

Dang, Ashley's a fedex! She's already at Jayden's crib!

by drippyy lizbeth April 16, 2019

FedEx

1. Roger Federer's nickname. Given to him because he delivers. 2. To use in a manner similar to "Federered".

Did you see FedEx's last match vs. Lleyton Hewitt?? Hewitt got Fedex'd!!!

by FraNkcn July 14, 2008

fedex

People that deliver your stuff, if it gets lost during shipping, it's becuase the person delivering it has stolen it.

My pet Rabbit never came.

by Cloud July 20, 2004

FedEx

a shitty company that always fucks something up, several times they have sent my packages to a different location or have claimed to have the incorrect address and cant find my building. When i called them to correct the mistake they say they handled it and every things fine, but the next day the problem is still their. their workers truly do not give a shit, they couldn't care less if you receive your delivery or not, and they are slow to correct any issues. I also heard that they sometimes steal your fucking packages!!! wtf do not do business with FedEx, UPS is so much better with better service

friend1: my delivery was supposed to be here 2 days ago wtf friend2: wait a minute... is it coming by FedEx??? friend1:yeah, why you ask? friend2: FedEx dont give a FUCK about people who use their service, they probably "lost" your shit or sent it across the country. friend1: THOSE FUCKERS!!!! I HATE FedEx!!!!!!

by cornell123 September 17, 2009