Country Dictionary

Flarb is verb used to describe going to a petstore, buying each and every dog in there, and starting a new life with all the dogs.

"Bro, we're wanted by the government we gotta flarb."

A person that passes gas in while sitting in the bathtub, and then bites the bubbles.

That dudes just a flarb

Used in place of Fuck. Can also be used for other profanities.

"I just flarbed this hot chick at the motel!" "What the flarb!?" "The flarbing garbage man's flarbing late again!"

Also spelled "phlarb" An old insult used to describe an often uncool, perverted person who enjoys sniffing biycyle seats.

Person 1: Hey, did you see that weird guy over there? Person 2: Yeah, dude. He's such a flarb

When a female places her breast in between your butt cheeks and you then flatulate.

Guy #1: My girl and I have done the rusty trombone, greek sandwich, hot carl, and the hot plate. What's next? Guy #2: Have you tried flarbing?

A state of mind of complete fucked upness

Man, i just smoked an ounce, drank a fifth, and ate an eigth of shrooms, i am FLARBED!

fold of skin on a skinny persons tummy when the scrunch up and say they have jelly rolls and think theyre fat.

"oh my gosh, alyssa's has nothing but flarb!"