Country Dictionary

Fucking Late Irish Bastard. A male of Irish descent who is consistently late for work or pressing social engagements.

My friend is a Flip and I am a Flib. He is Filipino and I am a fucking late Irish bastard.

A person who is annoying, weird, and a freak

Oh my god, that teacher is obsessed with me. He is a such a flib!

The act of shaking a shrimp in a controlled and deliberate manner.

The baby was crying, so I took a shrimp and began to flib it. The baby was very satisfied!

The simultaneous male reaction to sudden surprise or shock involving male genitalia to feel like it is retracting up and into one's stomach.

"Dude, I flibbed when I almost pulled out in front of that motorcyclist going 4o mi/hr!"

"Oh, and by the way, I have herpes!" *FLIB*

The word "flibs" was made in 2014 as a portmanteau of the words fucking and liberties.

Rob called Nathan a stupid fucking cunt. Dean said 'Rob you're taking flibs'

The act of being flogged in a box with a black dildo that is precisely 23.567 inches long, while holding a condom full of urine with your teeth.

Late you will be flibbed for using my toothbrush!

to have hot,dirty, sex on a counter top.

damn, i gave her a good flib last night at my grandpa's house.