A fork of Rural Dictionary
Usually found from wordIRC/word (internet Relay Chat)
A very perverted, possibly young caucasian male, who enjoys making fun of himself, others around him, and almost everything there is to be made fun off.
Below we have a typical FAP (short for FlyingAttackPorcupine) phrase:
(FlyingAttackPorcupine) let em crawl in the asshole, then feel em walking up inside you