A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a snowboarder (usually a noob) catches the front edge of their stick on the snow and is instantly face-planted by the forces of inertia. Some might call this the snowboarder's version of a yardsale, which is arbitrary because in this case no gear is broken loose and sent flying down the slopes. Flyswatters are very funny to witness. Especially by skiers.
<From the Chairlift>
Jake: Rob, did you just see that noob flyswatter his face into the ice?
Rob: Yeah, I almost pissed my pants it was so funny!
Jake and Rob: Flyswatter!!!
The act of slapping somebody in the face with your penis after you blow your load in there mouth, causing them to spit it out.
"He bruised my cheek after giving me the old Japanese Flyswatter"
a coaster, napkin or any other object placed under a glass of liquid in order to prevent a mess.
My wife was screamin' at me about the mess on the coffee table, so I grabbed one of her copies of Cosmo and used it as a Cinncinati Flyswatter.
A thomas flyswatter appeared and started taking a dookie on my new carpet 🥰
A girl's ass when she tries too hard to make it swish because they think it makes them look sexier.
DAMN! That chick has such a flyswatter ass! It's about to fall outta her booty shorts!