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Free Willy, the

When you straddle a girl in the doggie style position, resting your nuts on her back, and then you pee upward in an arc, having it land on her head. Thus giving her a nice yellow-spewing blowhole.

When I gave her the Free Willy, she looked up and thought the ceiling was leaking!

by Hrny Devil July 16, 2003

Free Willy

Another way of saying going commando (for a male). Willy means dick. Your dick and balls are freely hanging when you go commando.

My favorite way to jog or do jumping jacks is while I'm Free Willy.

by M_Dubz152 June 09, 2023

Free Willy

When your smoking a bong and start to take a hit but end up coughing down into the chamber causing water to shoot out the stem, like a whale shooting water out of its blowhole

Douglas tried taking a huge bong rip but just ended up free willying

by SaltySB October 11, 2011

free willie

when you cum on yo bitch's tits

I was doin her hard, and when I was finished I free willied all over her sexy chest.

by disneysucks June 02, 2006

Free Willy

A penis that is not covered.

After I took off my underwear, my free willy was showing.

by The Man with No Name November 21, 2017

free Willy

The taking out of one's penis. Whipping out one's dick, usually to take a piss or get a blow job.

"Pull over, I've gotta free Willy!"
or, "When she gave me that look, I knew it was time to free Willy."

by Antenna Wilde February 14, 2008

free willie

Something you say when you see a whale.

Whooo free willie!!!

by isla September 02, 2004