A fork of Rural Dictionary
When you understand your life is fucked. Often triggered by things like: school, crushes, jobs, food, life............
Person 1: We have school tomorrow me: fuck my life.
A common phrase used by many unfortunate people. This phrase gained popularity from the epic movie Superbad (fat mexican who hates life). It is a common phrase used by 4 members of the 3rd Floor Whores RB, SC, AB, and FA. It is used when a person is under heavy stress or pressure, or just walked out of a brutal exam/test or just did something really retarded and regrets it.
FA: Don't worry, we won't lose late marks for this assignment. RB: Okay we better not. FA: My bad, we lost 20% off our mark... RB: Fuck my life. SC: What the fuck was that? (regarding chemistry exam) AB: I guessed on half the questions, fuck my life.
A term used by someone to display exclamation at their own or someone else's misfortune. Also abbreviated as FML.
- In the morning after a sleepover - 1st Guy: *Wakes up with sheets stuck to his face* 2nd Guy: Mate I just had the greatest wank ever. 1st Guy: Fuck My Life.
Commonly used by the meodramatic who believe they have the worst life in the world, often due to their own actions, when in truth they do not.
The man who invited himself to the bar was playing mind game on her. She didn't want him there, and I could see it in her face. For the last several weeks she had talked nonstop about how something wasn't right about him, which made it hard for her to figure if she could trust him or not. She looked over at me and mouthed the words "Fuck My Life." Had I known that my attempt at rescuing her from that situation would result in her shunning me, I never would have even tried. She was my best friend, and all I wanted to do was help her out of the same awkward situations she constantly finds herself in. But she preferd to stay there and take the abuse as long as she had a beer in hand. I think deep down, she enjoys fucking her own life for the sole fact that it gives her something to talk about with people so they can feel sorry for her.
Quite possibly the most annoyingly retarded and overused phrase used today. Even more retarded when abbreviated.
"Oh I dropped my slushee... fuck my life..." "Oh my god I farted fml.." etc. etc. etc.
Phrase uttered after the sudden realization sets in that your stuck in GITMO. Often associated with symptoms of depression, alcholism, insomnia, suicidal tendencies.
"Honor Bound... Fuck my life"