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Geats

Good Eats.

McDonalds is geats, so is five guys.

by BigNuts33457 July 11, 2022

The Geat

A disease that cannot be given or taken away. The Geat is not only IN all things, but it makes UP all things. It makes the world known and unknown. People who have The Geat are unquestionably superior to the rest of mankind, but because they have The Geat they cannot really be compared. A person who obtains The Geat is also able to shoot invisible poison darts at a moment's notice, which can prove deadly to anyone who dares cross their path. The Geat is to remain unquestioned and treasured above all things material. The Geat; if you have to ask, you'll never know.

"He has The Geat, don't mess with him." -"Marie is the obvious choice for the leading role." -"What? No way, Christy's much better!" -"No way, man....Marie's got.....The Geat." o_O

by MarFisch February 19, 2011

Geat

To eat at the gally.

Jesus: "Hey Mulvey, what are you doing for lunch today?" Mulvey: "I'm geating" Jesus : "What's that?" Mulvey: "Gally-eating"

by Jesus_mac April 14, 2010

geat

a person or thing that is completely uncool

freshmen are such geats!

by jfhalfref October 18, 2008

Geat

Classic prank: the act of grabbing someone's dick, quickly scraping out the smegma and smearing it on the person's face.

"He had his geating coming" "That bastard Nicodemus led me into an ambush to geat me" "Don't keep your place? That's a geatin"

by itsthegeatohoh December 20, 2012

geats

god-shooting rags

im in geats lab but this big cow is killing me plz hlp

by 0niTTRay October 07, 2003

Geats

Created by Joseph Leonard. Word used to describe something good or in other terms, worth.

Wait you hooked up with 5 girls tonight? Dude that’s fucking geats.”

by lit.shitty March 17, 2019