A fork of Rural Dictionary
Glitchin- the state of being achieved by the best of the best at anything. Term usually used by stoners and hipsters. The origin of the term comes from a little known weed scientist named Bruce Mihelich.
"yo kobe was glitchin last night"
"i think you were glitchin when you made that shot"
To cause/exploit a bug in a video game.
Dude, I drove into the stands by glitchinating Gran Turismo.
To temporarily daze or drift from the conversation subject.
I started GLITCHIN’ OFF during the boring class I was in today.
freezing or hesitating in time of action
"Yea you remember buddy who was talking shit on the book, i pult up on his ass and had his ass game glitchin' hard as hell"
Glitchin'-ass niggaz are similar to the controversial "Snitchin-ass nigga" but they glitch out hard in video games instead of snitch on their homies.
When playing halo 3 big team slayer online (and various other first peron shooter team death match games) someone- usually a fag- is seen moving irradically, appearing and then disappering and just plain glitching all over the place giving him (or her if she is a lesbian) and unfair advantage over the other players (even Koreans).
Example:
Bill (to Steve): you just got dip swerved on kid. I'm working you over.
Steve: dude your using some kind of faggy glitch mod to serbian jew double bluff me you Glitchin'-ass nigga.
Bill: I pull up glitchin' on niggaz, I don't be tryin to be hatin (Glitchin-ass nigga version of "Riding Rims" by Dem Franchize Boys).
To temporarily daze or drift from the conversation subject.
I started GLITCHIN’ OFF during the boring class I was in today.
Glitchin - the act of getting played while trying to be a player.
You think you playing me? Bitch you glitchin!