A fork of Rural Dictionary
Excessively high to the point you can barely form a coherent sentence.
when a jazz cat plays some hip and modern lines in a solo. It can also be used outside of this context in everyday conversation as a synonym for gas, gloopy or whack but all in a positive way
Friend 1: “what do you think of John Coltranes solo on moments notice”?
Friend 2: “that’s some glonky stuff man”.
Just feeling pretty glonky. Its just an emotion, a feeling inside. You know the feeling of having a fever, yeah thats pretty glonky.
Maybe you just cried and that after cry nap needs to happen, that is GLONKY.
Glonky is a state of mind.
"How are you doing mentally right now?"
"I've been feeling pretty Glonky tbh."
"Ah yes, not to be confused with spoinky."
Glonky means that something is topheavy or uncoordinated looking.
Hey look at that Suzuki Forenza station wagon... with that bulbous body and tiny narrow wheels it looks so deformed and glonky!