Country Dictionary

Glonky means that something is topheavy or uncoordinated looking.

Hey look at that Suzuki Forenza station wagon... with that bulbous body and tiny narrow wheels it looks so deformed and glonky!

Excessively high to the point you can barely form a coherent sentence.

“I’m pretty glonky.”

Excessively high to the point you can barely form a coherent sentence.

Cuban slang origin

See also "Zooted"

Im friggin glonky dude

A word to refer to a state of being high and feeling in total bliss

I just smoked a spliff, I’m feeling pretty glonky

when a jazz cat plays some hip and modern lines in a solo. It can also be used outside of this context in everyday conversation as a synonym for gas, gloopy or whack but all in a positive way

Friend 1: “what do you think of John Coltranes solo on moments notice”?

Friend 2: “that’s some glonky stuff man”.

The times between 10:00am and 12:00pm

I hope you had a shanka glonkis, mine was alright.

An irish term for forgetful

Awwww sure that bleedin reddan one is a glonkie girl!!!