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GodChurch

Dropped merch and its selling like a good church.🙄

Some dumb song named by Ricegum GodChurch

by ByeHaters456 August 13, 2017

godchurch

when a white boy from Ohio can't rap.

"and i just dropped some new merch, and its selling like a godchurch."

by shrekisdaddy June 16, 2017

Godchurch

To be honest.... I dont fucking know. I think some stupid YouTube star named Logan or Jake Paul made a song with it in the lyrics?

And I just drop some new merch and it's selling like a godchurch

by RaspBerryChipmunk June 05, 2017

Godchurch

A godchurch is a church that consists of gods according to Pewdiepie it's used in Jake Paul's new fag song called it's every day bro

Hey dude do you go to a godchurch?

by Scruffymcdillydonk June 14, 2017

Godchurch

Like a church but better because you added god to the word

Wow that's an amazing godchurch over there!

by CHiMpRB June 12, 2017

godchurch

some crap jake paul made up with illegals and some dumb girl for views with a rented Lamborghini

merch selling like a godchurch

by ihatejakepaul July 01, 2017

godchurch

A dip shit also known as JAKE PAUL

n.and just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a GODCHURCH

by Ygwitthemixtape32 August 27, 2017