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Greinke

Total and complete dominance by a starting pitcher in Major League Baseball.

Did you see him pitch tonight? He was totally Greinke!

Greinked

When a baseball player gets owned by all-star pitcher Zack Greinke. Can be written Greinke'd.

Fan: Dude, A-Rod just struck out looking...
Fan 2 to A-Rod: You have just been Greinked

Greinked

When a pitcher gives up only one run the entire game yet earns the loss due to his team failing to score any runs at all.

Christ, our offense sucks. We couldn't even score one run? Our pitcher got Greinked out there tonight.

Zack Greinke

A major league pitcher for the Kansas City Royals. Holds the club record for most strikeouts in a single game (15), August 25, 2009. Utterly gorgeous.

That Zack Greinke is so beautiful.