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When we brew the grolsch, we brew it longer, for a fuller taste.

SCHTOP! This bride, she is not ready yet. She has 100 million years of evolution; haven't you guys ever heard of the Darwin? You can't rush these things. It's like when we brew the grolsch. We brew it longer, for a fuller taste.

Simply the best beer, brewed in Boekelo, unique for it's swingtop bottle with a porcelain cap (new bottles are with plastic caps).

Beers that absolutely suck. heineken and amstel

A form of beer (US English) or lager (British); brewed in Groenlo, the Netherlands. A popular export product. Best known for it's unique bottles with porcelain caps.

I'll have a Grolsch please.

Something you'd do to a girl and not tell your friends.

Dude, last night...we grolsched. You grolsch her?

actually beer and lager are slightly different things, but americans call both beer

silly

a football team in the Netherlands

Grolsch United lost an other match but are treu to the next round

To have a wank whilst watching porn with a beer bottle in your spare hand.

I maxxed out my Grolsh Penis combo last sat. I split it all over the carpet: messy...