A fork of Rural Dictionary
A dorky, or clumsy, or shy person. Like calling a person or yourself a gumbie is like making fun of their swag. like a person who is being a pussy about doing something like the example below.
bob: "Hey bro go talk to her!"
george: "na man, I'm to shy!"
bob: "why not?"
george: "I'm to shy! I just can't"
bob: "wow! bro you're such a Gumbie!"
george: "shut up!"
A large creature that resides in the realms of small room, eating large amounts of food substances and swears constantly. A gumbie will say fuck a total of 356 times per day.
I can hear something... - person 1
Don't worry, it's just Gumbie... he's hungry - person 2
FUCK, HURRY UP WITH MY FUCKING FOOD!!! FUCK!!! - Gumbie
Gumby - a Genetically Modified Being, similar to a GMO (Genetically Modified Organsim).
The exact definition of a genetically modified being and what constitutes genetic engineering varies, with the most common being an embryo born after being altered in a way that "does not occur naturally by mating and/or natural recombination of DNA".
China leads research in genetically modified beings (or gumbies), with both genetically modified humans, and genetically modified baboons being born in 2018.
Someone with little or no co-ordination or common sense and lacks any talent or potential to do anything but fuck everything up.
i cant believe you just destroyed all life on earth. all i asked you do was flush the toilet! your such a gumby!
A person incapable of displaying competence.
My manager put the spoons in the holder wrong- Again! He's such a flipping gumby!!!