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Gummer

an old business man, usually having an affair with a younger man.

The gummer stood there with his diamond eyes, pinstripe suit, stale drinks, and lipstick prints on his collar from the man in the bathroom.

by Josh Ripoff February 01, 2009

Gummer

A blowjob given when ones teeth are removed. Soley with the use of ones gums.

Truth be told , That car isn't worth a Gummer from your sister.

by Julz London December 15, 2019

gummere

An amazing string of the best leaders to ever be born.

Mathew Gummere is the best leader ever.

by gyual November 15, 2016

gummer

no tooth blow job

i got a gummer form a toothless hill billy.

by Brad Christie April 26, 2003

gummers

The act of getting oral sex from a young vixen or if your a sick twisted individual, an old lady with no teeth.

I got gummers of that ditch pig in the waffle house parking lot.

by Limey Bastard August 23, 2003

gummer

a gummer is a hummer(blowjob) that is given by someone that has no teeth/wears dentures(and removes them).

I met this cougar last night and she took me home. When we hopped in bed she removed her false teeth and gave me a gummer. It was 10x better than any old hummer could ever be!

by Paul J Parkinson July 05, 2005

gummer

to rub cocaine on your gums, which makes them numb. often used to test the quality of the coke. the number it makes your gum, the better shit it is

ya let me take a gummer to make sure this shits ill before i pay for it

by M feezy October 14, 2004