Country Dictionary

Shorthand for a common whine emitted by triathletes who have bitten off more than they can chew on an early season bicycle ride. Stands for "Help, My Pussy Hurts"

Jill: OK Kelvin, let's pick up the pace a little, we only have 30 more miles to go.

Kelvin: HMPH!

This means you really want something kinda like please 😩

Hmph i really want that right now

HMPH is an acronym, not to be confused with the sound that’s usually spelled with same letters. HMPH stands for “Hit Me Pretty Hard”, which could be used as an expression of dying out of laughter, hurting because of heartbreak, Being literally hit pretty hard physically in the gut, or to describe any feelings that are strong enough to make an impact.

Example 1:

A: *insert joke here*
B: lmao omg that HMPH! Rofl

Example 2:

C: did you say that she cried when you said you don’t think it’s gonna work out between you guys?
D: yeah man she cried in front of me and ngl that shit HMPH

1. Said when expressing apathy towards something
2. Used to acknowledge something you dislike/disagree with
3. Said after doing something to say it was easy/pointless

"Today I'll show you my favourite bookend!"
"Hmph."

used when you are angry , annoyed or frustrated with someone or something.
A word instead of swearing.

Example 1
benny-"shut up"

you-"hmph you"
Example 2
olivia-"i left it at home"
you-"hmph"

A word used when somethin bad/nasty has been said to you.

Matt: My teddy is sexier than you
Alice: Hmph

The noise one makes after proving something wrong, as in to show the other inferior.

This is the best way to throw a rock (rock lands 30 feet away).
No, THIS is (rock lands 40 feet away).
HMPH!