A fork of Rural Dictionary
A nice long self inflicted shank in your belly. The Japanese managed to make even suicide an honour.
I have disgraced my family, and shall now perform harakiri to expunge m sins
The most (in)famous kind of Japanese suicide. As it says, I'm slitting my stomach, it refers to this gruesome kind of killing oneself.
He was not able to stand the pressure of the society, so he decided to solve the problems in an "honorable" way.
The act of fraping yourself and blaming it on another out of sheer boredom. This allows you to watch as the blamed party is publicly humiliated while you get away with insulting whoever you like.
Beth - "Aww man I can't believe Shaun would frape Alex and call me a total cuntwaffle" Sue - "I hear it was actually Alex. Classic harakiri frape".
To sacrifice ones own sexuality in order to insult another's.
Friend 1: You're so gay. Friend 2: I may be gay but u wanna fuck me, so shut up. Friend 1: You just killed me with a homo-harakiri!
Commiting suicide in 3 ways at once. First the attempter takes a knife, noose, and gun. They then slit their wrist, hang themselves, and shoot their brains out creating the triple harakiri.
Bob attempted the triple harakiri last night.
son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri? father: Adrian: doing harakiri is not a joke; it means committing suicide. As to why people do such a rash and irrational act, G-d only knows. It's probably because they have reached a point in their existence where they don't know what to do. They can't even find G-d's eternal mercy in a religious setting and they don't understand that there's always hope for a recovery if you are not mentally ill, no matter how hopeless the situation may be. But who cares, because mentally ill people can't make the rational choice to commit suicide.