A fork of Rural Dictionary
Another name for a freaking large boner in the morning
"If they cut trees at that rate, it would take forever to cut through my hard wood"
when you get it up, but are unable to ejaculate
dude i had time to kill so i tried masturbating, but all i got was hard wood
a completely shaved pussy
Do the curtains match the carpet?
I have hard wood floors.
What I've got going on down there
I've got a hrd wood floor in my pants.
2008 version of carpet munching, also known as female felacio.
i just saw two women power buffing that hard wood 69 style.
When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard
Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there