A fork of Rural Dictionary
A person who masturbates in Public Restrooms.
Oh My God! Did you hear about that hob knocker and what he did in the bathroom last week at school!?
Hob Knocker
12 up, 8 down
A person that enjoys partaking in sexual intercourse that is considered naughty; particularly with people of a "higher rank" in order to achieve another goal.
or
A man that enjoys rubbing his nutsack on random people on the street
you and your mama are a hob knocker
Someone who rapes animals. Hardcore. really hardcore.
"Did you see what that guy did to that squirrel?? what a hob knocker!"
A person that enjoys partaking in sexual intercourse that is considered naughty; particularly with people of a "higher rank" in order to achieve another goal.
(Girl talking to her friend): You had anal sex with those two famous actors just to become more popular? And you liked it?! You're such a hob knocker!
An old Australian, possibly English word, meaning Party. Generally used by old people and/or people who live in the outback.
Mate, I'm wasted, that was a real Hob Knocker last night.
A negative, zero social life, loser who knocks other peoples hobbies. Wether they be hunting to football to BMx to D&D, a Hob Knocker will tear down what some people choose to do with their free time, compared to a Hob Knocker who sits on his/her ass in his parents basement looking at pictures and youtube videos of people actually doing shit with their lives.
Regular Guy: I'm going camping this weekend, what about you?
Hob Knocker: *scoffs* Camping??!?! What is this brokeback mountain? So lame.
Regular Women: I'm going to paint a few pictures over summer break!
Hob Knocker: LOL! FAIL! Painting!?!!? You're not making any money on that crap you call painting, so why continue?
Young Kid: I'm going to go BMX riding with my friends!
Hob Knocker: Seriously? What happend when you fall on your ass and crack your head open? YOU COULD DIE! LOL
Young Kid:.....You Hob Knockers have no lives what so ever.
Hob Knocker: *cries on the inside*
when a guy hits you in the face with his penis.
the hob-knocker hit her face so hard she nearly passed out.