A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of making someone your ho.
Vincent- Why are you drilling that wood?
Stuart- I'm warming up for your mom tonight.
Nathan- Damn, he just hoed you.
When someone takes your nuts, treats you like a bitch
Guy1...Say Cochise, that's my fuckin seat, if you wanna sit down clean you a spot at the table
Cochise..... Silence...moves seats
Guy2&3..... Maaaan Cochise got hoed
Santa's cry, or three prostitutes.
ho ho ho, it's christmas!
The three words Santa Clause says when he sees your mother, aunt and sister in the same room.
Santa: Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas.
Santa's laugh, also see Paris Hilton
Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!!!
Kandi: Omigod! It's Paris Hilton! See?
Me (pointing at Paris): Ho ho ho!!!
A girl who dates a guy a week before Christmas (Or any holiday where gifts are to be bought) so he will buy her a really nice gift, and then break up with him the following week.
John: "Dude emily is really hot!"
Jason: "I know dude but she's a ho ho ho, she'll date you around the holidays to get gifts, and then break up with your ass."
John: "Ah man that sucks!"
Something said when one needs to be perceived as jovial but when you are in actual fact pissed well and truly off.
Child: Oh look its Santa!
Santa: Ho-ho-ho!
Or as in the of the Jolly Green Giant.
Jolly Green Giant: I come from the valley and I stand for goodness.
Chorus (sings): Greeeeen Gi-ant.
Jolly Green Giant: Ho-ho-ho.