A fork of Rural Dictionary
• Taking a shit • Being a complete wanna-be
"Bro I'm about to take a fat hogey" "Bro I just took a hogey in my pants" "That kid's trying to rap with 3 dicks in his mouth...fucking hogey"
Golf slang for when a man gets caught cheating on his significant other with another woman.
While playing a round of golf.... Friend: How's you and the wife doing? Tiger: Not good, my wife went through my cell phone and found my side-booty's number. Friend: Ha, are u shittin me? Man you hit a Hogey, and you ain't getting no mulligan on that! You're buying drinks fool.
the act of slapping your shlong across someones face. usually preformed on woman when having sex but if preformed as a prank on a dude the administer of the hogey slap usually loses is hogey.
girl- yes more!! dude- *smack* girl- what the hell was that dude- bitch you've been hogey slapped dude 1- if you hit me with your dick you wont have one left. dude2- sure sure *smack* what now. youve been hogey slapped?!?! dude 1- you son of a bitch dude 2- *riiiiiippp* ahhhhhh you bastard, you tore off my hogey.
oh no guys i just fatted on me mustard bogey guys oh no that’s faggot
mustard hogey agahigagajajajaa
That cloud, way up in the sky, that you dreaming, and hoping about one day riding, with yr falcon, yr falcon weewee.
You: One day, one day I hoped to be acquittaned with the hogey ton googie niff