A fork of Rural Dictionary
A competition, usually between a group of men that involves going to a bar/frat/house party. Participants go with the direct intention of hooking up with the fattest girl at the party. The guy who bags the fattest girl wins.
I went Hogging out at Rusty's Last Chance last weekend with Jim and Earl. I bagged a 250 pounder and "won".
A familiar term for a remarkably large penis, usually used to express a respect for its size, or a deep-rooted desire to gobble it.
Example 1: Mark: "Ya know man I gotta say, the hog looks good! I mean DAMN good. Heavy-hitting as of late?" John: "Ha! Thanks dude. Yeah, you know the hog, he's just always putting his nose where it don't belong." Example 2: Brooke: "Ho. Ly. Fuck. I forgot to ask. Did you see John at the game yesterday?" Vanessa: "Uhhm no. He was wearing like, really tight joggers and my eyes literally never left the hog."
A terrifying abomination with the strength of a thousand people and thermal vision. They smell everything.
Jim: Don't move Henry: What? Jim: I think there's a hog nearby Henry: thats ridiculous *goes outside and is obliterated by hog* Jim: *farts in fear and screams as the hog bashes the door down and kills him*