A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man who is aroused by the site of beer and doughnuts. Category that originated with Homer Simpson. Any man who bears a strong resemblance in likeness or habit to Homer Simpson.
Any police officer or fireman you have ever met. "He got all homersexual and hit me for grabbing his Boston creme."
A person who becomes sexually aroused whenever talking about their blind loyalty to their favorite sports team.
Susan's reaction to the return of Roger Clemens gave away her undying homersexual nature, not that theres anything wrong with that.
Someone (can be male or female) who is sexually aroused by Simpsons characters
Joe: Damn, Marge is HOOOOOOOT in the new season! Kenny: Dude, why didn't you tell me you were a Homersexual!
A guy or girl that only prefers to have sex with those that share their regional or ethnic background. Very common among the closeminded and bigots. Also the exact opposite of Captain Kirk.
Homersexual: "No way I'm sleeping with that Asian chick....I need a Jersey girl."
A person who finds the most attractive qualities for a man to have is obesity, baldness and odd skin color (especially yellow).
Marge is a homersexual
A name from one of the prank phone calls that Bart does to Moe on the Simpsons. It is used in season 2, episode 7F15, Principal Charming.
Bart: Hello is Homer there? Moe: Homer who? Bart: Homer Sexual. Moe: Well, one second, let me check. Uhh Homer Sexual. Oh come on, come on, one of you guys has got to be Homer Sexual. Homer: Ha Ha, don't look at me. Moe: Oh no, You rotten little punk. If I ever get a hold of you I'll sink my teeth into your cheak and rip your face off.