Country Dictionary

A person who always says yes to everything. Could be a good ole hike, date or sky diving. A Hosay will say yes. A Hosay will also automatically pass out sleeping at around 10 pm no matter what situation they might be in. A Hosay also has a warm kind heart and will always be there for you. Once in your life a Hosay will be the highlight of your day. A man of true mystery.

“Hey Hosay want to go to my sons Bar-mitzvah?” Hosay- “I mean I just met you but sure thing!”

so hot, everyones wants to be an hosai. Everyone is envious of her beautiful and wonderful fun personality. When she walks into a room, she is the center of attention

wow, i wanna be hosai

a word meaning someone who has chafed. Chafed in a way that thier bumcheeks have permanently stuck together never to be freed again!

shut the fuck up Hosay

somebody who is hairy

"that man in the pool is really hairy"

"yeah, hosay!"

An incorrect way of saying No Way, Jose. Alot of Britsh kids say it. An urban myth is that some Brit kids think that hosay means " a hose that at the end has sumone going wahayyy". This is incorrect.

It is No Way Jose.

Prince Harry: Would you like to have some tea and crumpets?
Queen Elizabth: Noway hosay, it's tea and scone! SCONE SCONE SCONE!

The idiots' version of "no way, José"

Normally typed out by the same fucking idiots who think "voilà" is spelt "wa-lah"

Absolute bellends, all of them.

Me: Are you coming to that boring meeting tomorrow?
Bellend: No way, Hosay
Me: What the fuck? You fucking imbecile

When you're too white enough to say "No way, Jose".

Rory: I bet you looooooooooooovvvvveeeeeeeee him, right?
Trixie: No way, hosay.