A fork of Rural Dictionary
A response that you tell a person when they say something that is off topic or not interesting, or if you are just trying to be a little shit.
Guy 1: I just got my G2 today! Guy 2: Yeah, but I didn't ask. Guy 1: You're such an asshole.
A phrase expressed by video game character Adam Jensen (Deus Ex: Human Revolution) after having received robotic augmentations due to a serious injury. Used to define tragedies, real or otherwise.
Britney Spear's new single. I didn't ask for this. New season of Two and a Half Men. I didn't ask for this.
A famous phrase by Bart Simpson that got him on TV.
Bart Simpson: knocks down something I didn't do it. laughter
When you can't get out of your vehicle in time to take a pee and piss your pants.
I stopped on the highway but I didn't make it.
your escape route to winning every possible argument against ur friends:)
Jeff: bro thats why your grandma died bobby miller: I didn't ask everyone: ohhhhhhhh HE GOTCH YO ASSSS
When something is not what you agreed to or anticipated to be.
Why is my rent 2x higher now? I didn't sign up for this!
Means same as "I'm not stupid" or "I wasn't born yesterday".
I know that! I didn't vote for Bush, after all!